Weight Loss Program That Works a Treat!!

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 35kg as soon as possible due to
very serious health risks.  As he wondered how in the heck he would ever
do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
PROGRAM.  Guaranteed.  'Yeah right' he thought to himself.  But being
desperate, he called them up and subscribed to the 3 day/5kg weight loss
program.


The next day there's a knock at his door.  When he answers, standing
before him is a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year-old young lady dressed in
nothing but Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.  She
introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.  The
sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me!'  Without a second
thought he takes off after her.  A few kilometres later, huffing and
puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.  After they
are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, 'I like the way this
company does business!'  The same girl shows up for the next two days
and the same thing happens.  On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.


He calls the company and orders their 5 day/10kg program.  The next day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you
catch me, you can have me'.  He's out the door and after her like a
bullet.  This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to
catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.  For
the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on
the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 10kg, as
promised.


He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7 day/25kg
program.  "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone, "This is
our most rigorous program."  "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt
this good in years."  The next day there's a knock at the door and when
he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but
pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch
you, you're mine'....

Aug. 10, 2005 - Untitled Comment