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CLUBBING TRANSLATIONS

The crowd was really snobby (I was the ugliest person there)

The crowd was really bad (I was the best looking person there)

The International DJ was really rocking hard (I took 4 pills)

The warm-up DJ rocked (We dropped our pills too early)

Actually the DJ really sucked (No-one could get pills)

The music was really dark and dubby (so we took acid instead)

The place was full of glams (I got very drunk)

I met this girl/boy and we just really connected (we were both speeding
off our dials)

You know I think s/he's the one (after the speed we took 2 pills each)

I couldn't believe it we chatted until midday (and then we found more
speed)

I'm going to ask her/him to marry me (that speed just bought my pills
back on)

Yeah all bouncers suck (I'm too ugly to get in anywhere)

But that barman's a good guy (we did coke once)

Yeah he's a top guy, straight up (a lot of coke)

I always tip him (he paid for it too)

The chicks were stuck up (I went home alone)

I wasn't really able to mingle with the crowd (took a K bomb)

I could do with a red bull (Can't get on to any speed)

I can't believe the price of drinks here! (I'm having a drug free
weekend)

I had a great night (I don't remember a thing)

I'm a little buggered and probably shouldn't go out (I haven't slept in
5 days)

I'm feeling a little tired (Got any chemicals?)