Sep. 8, 2005

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
Motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike, when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, can I ask you a question...."
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So
Doc, look at this engine I open its heart, take the valves out, repair
any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just
like new. So, how come I get such a small salary and you get the really
big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."