You gotta love this guy...This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests... After the
wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to
talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception. As a toen of his deep appreciation he
said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to
the bottom of eve! ryone's chair, including the wedding party, was an
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open
their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing
there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the
marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for
a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
and best mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy
has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:
Elegant wedding and reception for 300 family members and
friends.........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man... Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!