New Orleans Aftermath

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President Bush has just released a statement following his investigation

into the New Orleans disaster - he's blaming the whole thing on a Muslim

suicide plumber.

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President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for

the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been

told to f**k off.

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The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is

cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year

on Main St!

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Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating

today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as

The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the

sea.

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Hurricane Katrina, typical woman! When she came she was warm wild and

wet. When she left she took the house and contents with her.

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Two planeloads of volunteers left Liverpool today bound for New

Orleans to assist with the looting.