Q.What command do you give to a mongol dog?

Down, Syndrome

Q. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

The 6 year old in the boot of my car

Q. what did the blind, deaf, black boy with aids get for xmas?

cancer

Q. What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume.

Q. What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?

The wheelchair.

A paedophile and a seven year old are walking into the woods in the early evening.

Suddenly the seven year old starts to cry.

So the paedophile looks down and says, "I don't know what you're crying about, I'm the one that's got to walk back by myself".