A business man got on an elevator. When he entered there was a blonde

already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F".

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T".

She looked puzzled and repeated,

"T-G-I-F", more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T".

The blonde was trying to keep it

friendly, so she smiled her biggest

smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F".

The man smiled back at her and once again replied, "S-H-I-T".

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F means

'Thank Goodness It's Friday'. Get it, duhhh?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"