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May. 15, 2006 - Sydney's No. 1 Party Animal- Don't leave home without her!

Sometimes when I go out I take photos and put them on ITM. This involves going around and asking people for photos. If they say no, I move on (there's nothing that pisses me off more than being out, not wanting to have your photo taken and some cunt takes it anyway). Also, I hate it when people (almost always females) stand there looking coy/cool and pretending they don't want to their photo taken and then 5 seconds later assume the most contrived pose like they had practiced for hours before coming out. I've taken a liking to walking away as soon as they start doing this and find that about 5 seconds later they're tapping on my shoulder going "Can you take our picture actually".

 

The cool thing about taking photos in clubs is that you meet heaps of people and some of them are total freaks. Freaks in a "You're entertaining but I'd fear for my life if you knew where I lived" sort of way. They're good value for the duration of the night.

 

On Saturday night I was at this wicked party called Monkey Tennis (if you haven't been before, do yourself a favour and GO!). I had been taking photos from about 11pm and it was now 5am. I was trying to be creative (which isn't one of my forte's especially when I'm that drunk) and take photos from the very back of the club up to the DJ's. After taking one of these this girl comes up to me, gets really close to my face and says really aggressively,

"CAN YOU DELETE THAT PLEASE!"

"Delete what?"

"Ummm the photo you just took of me! I don't want to be in it!!"

"I didn't take a photo of you," and I show her the most recent photo. Surprise, surprise. Her rude head isn't in it.

"Well go to the one before it"  (just to give you an idea, she had like a high pitch nasal voice and spoke really quickly. I'd imagine she would be one of those girlfriends who would constantly be a ragging nagger. She'd go out with some poor bastard with low self-esteem who would allow her to walk all over him and never be forced to locate his balls because everyone knew exactly where they were- in her tight little fist preparing to squeeze if he put one toe out of line).

Anyway, I show her the 2nd last photo. I look at her and say shortly

"You're not in any of my photos"

"Show me the one before it," so I start flicking back through them "You're not in that one....or that one....or that one. Do you understand English? I didn't take a photo of you".

"Well....well....you're in breach of the privacy act," I look at her with a smirk on my face and say

"Are you fucking serious?"  She looks doubtful then says in an even more annoying voice

"Yes, you're in breach of the privacy act!"

"OMG I didn't even take a photo of you and we're in PUBLIC," and walked away giving her the most incredulous look.

 

Seriously, I wish I got her number so we could go out clubbing together. Anyone who tries to start a litigious argument with a girl taking photos in a club at 5am must be a fucking RIOT and a half to go out with.

If she didn't have so many wrinkles I would have thought she was an undergrad law student. They have been known to bust out their latest learned legal knowledge in an attempt to threaten people they assume know less about the law. My guess is that this asshat had been watching Law and Order or some shit before she came out. Or she could be a legal secretary who has lawyers being rude to her all week. Either way, I hope for the sake of Sydney clubs that she didn't drown in a toilet post-5am Sunday morning and she will bring her little ray-of-legal sunshine to a club next week.

 

If by chance she reads this, I hope you're so very embarrassed for being the Biggest Loser without dropping a single kg.


May. 15, 2006 - Hmmm

Posted by Pigman
So we can expect to see a picture of her in the Gurner thread soon then?
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May. 15, 2006 - Don't hate us!

Posted by miss muffett
We're not all that bad... well, some of us aren't anyway.
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May. 15, 2006 - Tell it to the judge!

Posted by domega

This post constitutes defamation, slander and libel!

;-)
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May. 15, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by fuzzyboy
be nice to us law students, unfortunately they schedule some law tutorials when law & order is on just to mess with us! God forbid we actually have to open a textbook, let alone read it! Matt
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May. 15, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Lissie
I only dislike them because I used to be one. I believe they get marginally better in later years, but that first few subjects of Jurisprudence and Torts etc were filled with the most obnoxious tools I contemplated throwing eggs at them mid-class.
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May. 26, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by skywalkin_
"she had like a high pitch nasal voice and spoke really quickly. I'd imagine she would be one of those girlfriends who would constantly be a ragging nagger. She'd go out with some poor bastard with low self-esteem who would allow her to walk all over him and never be forced to locate his balls because everyone knew exactly where they were- in her tight little fist preparing to squeeze if he put one toe out of line"

There's a girl I knew in high school who is EXACTLY this type of person.

Nothing going for her - looks like a mouldy ass crack, and has the personality of a similarly mouldy orifice (whichever one pops into your head first is fine). Perhaps it was her you ran into :lol:, although she rarely ventures beyond the insular confines of Carmens

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