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About Me Recent Posts• "Tonight I ate something I'm not supposed to"• The Mystery Mac • "In our country, we call people with down syndrome after people from your country". • The definition of vulnerable • Why you should always be nice to me.. • I think some of my brain just dribbled out of my nose. Can you get the school nurse? • LSD is bad mmmmkay. • One time at munt camp, I got hit the face with a box full of bog roll.... • Punter come Promoter • Osama Birdladen wants to kill me! • Laugh Out Loud! • Fulleh Sick Synik is back yo! • A funny nugget • God bless little old women behind the wheel. • A Word of Wisdom • Me and My Imaginery Band. • "Is that your phone, dear?" • Back again with a crap-attack! • Little things that make me happy. • Sydney's No. 1 Party Animal- Don't leave home without her! • "Don't stop! When you stop you get full!" • Interpret my freeky deeky dream • The Retail Blues. • Want to be down with the hip and happening lingo this weekend? • Back in the day things were simple….. • Shout out to that special someone who deserves a good anal-beating.... • The mentality of a withered old bitch. • My new penpal! • Makes me grateful I have a brother rather than a sister. • Why not? (Part 2) • Utter nonsense. • Why not? (Part 1) • Eat your heart out Ronery Pranet. • Patience is a virtue. • My best friend is my worst enemy. • So much to tell..... • From your South East Asia homieee!! • Nothing like straddling a total stranger.... • My ring. • A solution for all the problems in the world.... • "Pity, I give a great blow job". • PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WON'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN! • Another F.S.S Mix • What do you get up to in a nightclub? • Gonna wash that man right outta my hair! • What's a meatspin? • The All-nighter. • BEST BRAIN FART EVER • Easy like Sunday morning- or not. • My favourite Sydney DJ at Tank this Friday. • The ACTUAL "Post a Photo of Your Cock Thread" • Back in the day..... • Little turds. • Funniest thing I've seen all day • Nothing like the taste of foot.... • The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part X • Punani Preoccupations. • A Party Pie Pete Tale. • "Does it remind you of something else?" • If only I were kidding. • 2 of many reasons why I love my Mum. • Mia Familia = A bunch of Bald Primadonnas? • A shout out. • Must...fight.....stereotypes.... • How bout them DJ hoes! • You can't bullshit a bullshitter • Is that a maglite or are you just happy to gurn with me? • How could you not notice...... • Blaggers- The people I love to hate. • Well isn't there some sort of safety mechanism?? • Those little things........... • The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part IX • The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part VIII • The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" -Part VII • Always make sure you read the label #2 • Woah Nelly- Edited. • Always make sure you read the labels..... • Backdoor Baby. • "Hey hunny, I was wondering if we could try something a little ummm different..." • The Skank- P H O T O S H O P P E D ! ! • The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part VI • The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part V • Fuglette Photoshopped. • The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part IV • The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part III • The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part II • The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part I • The butthole of fury has been unleashed (Photo Evidence!) • They shoot more out that ping pong balls in Thailand. • A wicked combination • The Stalkers. • FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT • And then I became aware of a warm, wet sensation on my back....... • "There are two girls in funny pyjamas in my bed!" • Joining the Dots- Another Thailand Tale. • Pranks I want to try • One better than Lava Life. • I had the URGE • One time at band camp, Becy and I hung out in a uterus. • It's the quiet ones you have to look out for! Links• Home• View my profile • Archives • Subscribe |
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