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Nov. 5, 2006 - LSD is bad mmmmkay.

The other day at uni my mate Athan turned to me and said, "Lissie, I have the most fucked up story for you...."

 

My eyes widened, a grin grew and I awaited eagerly to hear the fucked up story. Athan continued,

 

"OK, the other day one of my mate's, Chris, went out with a bunch of his friends to go clubbing and one of his friends, Tom, took acid. A little while after he had it, he started to get really restless and eventually walked out of the club. Chris followed him out with another one of their friends. As they got outside, they saw Tom pissbolting off. They chased him for a while until they couldn't keep up. So they called his phone and after a few attempts he picked up

"I'M CHASING THE GOBLIN"

"Dude, are you OK? Where are you?"

"I'M CHASING THE GOBLIN"

 

and then he hung up. They didn't know whether they should jump in a cab and try to find him but even then he would surely outrun them and all things aside...they were starting to get their munt on. So they went back in the club and decided that every so often they would call to check on him.

 

So through out the night they would call him and always the same response, "IM CHASING THE GOBLIN". This continued until about 6am when the group were ready to leave the club. They called their friend one more time hoping that he would be home but this time he didn't answer.

 

At about 7am, Chris was lying in bed about to go to sleep when his phone rang and it was Tom,

"Mate, are you alright? Where are you?"

"Oh man, I'm at home. You reckon you could come over?"

"Is everything OK? You were tripping something hard last night, everytime we called to check on you, you kept saying some shit about chasing a goblin"

"Yeah that's the thing, the goblins in my fucking wardrobe now and I don't know what to do with it"

"Are you still fucked?"

"I dunno"

"OK I'm coming over".

 

So when Chris got there, Tom opened the door looking pretty distressed. They went up to his room and Tom said "I dunno what it's about, all I knew is that I had to catch the Goblin and I did but now I'm starting to think I'm in deep shit........."

and with that Tom opened his wardrobe door. Inside was a 10 year old down syndrome girl. Chris looked at terrified Tom in disbelief. He checked to see the little girl was OK and she seemed fine except very scared.

"Tom, where did you get this girl from?"

"I have no idea"

"We have to take her to the police"

Tom nods, solemnly.

 

 

Tom got charged with kidnapping.


Nov. 6, 2006 - Oh my fucking god

Posted by Pigman
Has to be a wind-up
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Nov. 6, 2006 - ohhh

Posted by Breakme
fuck no???
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Nov. 7, 2006 - !#$%!#$%&^@$&%

Posted by Gregama
ITs gotta be bullshit, surely.

Whats a 10 year old down syndrome child out at whatever time of night.


If its not, god damn !!@#%#^ :-O
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Nov. 7, 2006 - true story

Posted by Rabbit85
Not bullshit. The fella is trying to get the charges downgraded due to his... ahem... intoxication.
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Nov. 22, 2006 - OMG

Posted by Pigman
One part of me wants this to be true.

The other part wants this to be a windup.

Oooooooooh! Who will win?!?
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Jan. 13, 2007 - I heard that one a year ago...

Posted by SexyNinjaMonkey
I heard that from my cousin, who told me straight up that it was just another urban legend. The story i heard differed slightly but still was the same basic story If it did happen it was probably in america back in the 70's when acid was still good.
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