May. 30, 2005 - The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part I
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This goes down in ITM history as one of my favourite threads. Here is the best of the best of the gurners coupled with my favorite comments;
DARTECH:
do you think his broken arm was a gurning related injury????
I'd say that was a given...
"....... I was avin' i t large like then Oakie played the duck nuts of a set and i was punching the air and den me arm snapped..... Too easy geezah......"
I tell ya man, I had the fuckin maddest night. I wore my new kepper-skirt and was so fuckin chopped I pissed myself. Yeah, no shit man. Gurnmission 4eVa. To da grave, bruz.
DARKEN RAHL
Bottom right doing the laxative dance.
"BLOW MY WHISTLE BITCH.....OMG OMG IM PEAKIN SO HARD AND NOW THERE WILL BE PHOTO-EVIDENCE. SICK"
"Babe, if you don't come here and give me a massage Im going to smack the shit out of you. Im all stressed after someone said I was wearing too much blush. Sif! Where the fuck is my glowstick?
"HELLO LADIES!"
Meanwhile all the clubbers carry on as normal.
GURNER OF THE MONTH- GURN OF FAME
KEMICAL KENNY:
KING OF GURNER OF THE MONTH: The Ezekiel Gurner
(more to come of this infamous man).
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