May. 31, 2005 - The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part II
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If Gonzo ever took smacky pingers, I would suspect he would look something like this guy but purple.
 He's a Gurner-Devil worshipper.
This reminds me of in Sean of the Dead when they all act like zombies. Rules were that only people gurning off their tits were to be included.
I had to put this in because Im friends with him! I know he'd be upset otherwise, right Marky? All that matters is that he's a total hair-stud in real life.
Kids, you're too young to be doing this sort fo thing. It stunts your growth. I'm living evidence and so is your midgety-looking friend at the right there.
I'm so glad I don't know these people. I don't have to pretend Im not completely disgusted by their rude heads. All things aside, I hope the dude in the pale green at the back finally did that turd that he looks like he is busting to do. Dude at the front in navy should turn his head 90degrees to the left and have himself a good night.
BOGAN BASH 2004!!!! Best party ever....
This does make you wonder what exactly his parents did to him when he was younger.
Gerald (front right, with fluro hair) loved and hated that night, when Rufus, the bald, gay man behind him dropped a digit. That single finger in his ass, caused him to blow right there and then. That was the first day of the rest of his man-love life
SSSSSIIIIIICCCCKKKKKKK....I farkin love pingers, they make me feel free in my leopard print skirt and make me feel my hairy arms are sexy. Coz they are. OMG this music is insane. REACH FOR THE LAZERS MMMMAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope I pick up the dude from last time. The guy in the Ezekiel shirt, he's so sexy.
Mmmmm *teeth grind* gotta get me some of that...mmmmmm.
The Sad and Tragic Tale of Timmy
Timmy was always up for a party. He'd be ready to go on time. Once he arrived at the party, it was always the same story. His friends gurning off their tits and him completely gurnless.
Timmy looked in the crevices between the big speakers.
Timmy looked under the feet of the couple pashing/gurning on the purple velvet couch.
Timmy even asked the nice woman who was walking around giving massages.
But Timmy's gurn was no where to be found. Poor Timmy.
GURNER OF THE MONTH- KING OF GURN
This wouldn't be a worthwhile blog without this man and his trashy ways.
Deep in concentration, Ezekiel builds up to his "GOIN ORRFFF PEAAKINNN" moves.
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