Jun. 1, 2005 - The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part III
Those inset eyes and all-encroaching eyebrows make one of the best dazed-and-confused-gurns I have ever seen.
I can't even comment except:    
You can so tell this was the kid who had learning difficulties at school. Comprehension, ABCs, reading analogue clocks- the whole kitch and kaboodle. Yes, most definitely a distinct downie quality. Chewing enthusiastically on his lead pencil and the odd pot of Clag glue didn't help one little bit.
Woah Nelly!! Theyre going to give themselves a hernia!
"On ze planet I am from, we like ze girls wit ze stripey socks. Oh yes, we tink zay are de bomb. Not bomb like kapow, bomb ist goot! I have a pierzing for every woman I have given zee rohypnol too. Az for zee clothes, I zink it is zee fault of too much bum sex with zee women wearing plastic dongers".
"OH MAN....KEEEEEPPP TTTHHHEEEE MUUUSSSSIIIICCCCCC GGGGOOOOOIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!"
Needless to say, these boys were never invited into the gifted and talented program.
And the award for Best Dressed Couple goes to.....................................
(Even though she is wearing a leprechaun hat, she has nice jubblies)
"G'day darlin', have you ever been with an older woman?"
"Farrrrkkk me, they dont make pingers like they used to".
KHAOS: Sad thing is he is only 19.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA WHAT'S A DENTAL PLAN???
My saddle
.my pony
.ride it
.my pony.
"Fark I larve gettin on it with ya, gettin all larved arp and rootin"
WAS THERE HOPE FOR TIMMY?
You remember poor little Timmy from The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part II. Timmy felt different to all the other kids because he couldnt find his gurn.
The next time Timmy went out, he didn't find his gurn but he did find a girl who would gurn enough for the both of them. It wasn't the same, but it was something.
Soon a pattern formed, Timmy became a man-whore in an attempt to try and fill that void that was his gurnless existence.
Timmy developed a bit of an unhealthy fixation of girls with a little too much gurn, but at least he had accepted himself with or without gurn and stopped looking for his gurn at raves. Timmy lived happily ever after with lots of gurny randoms.
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