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Jun. 2, 2005 - The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part IV

*Hick* hey paahhh these aint lark them peeeels we geeeve the cows when they’re carnstipated is they?

 

eeehh eeehhh mmmyyyy eeehh eeehhh sshhhiiirrrtttt eeeeh eeeeh ssaaayyyssss mmyyy ssshhhhoooeeesss. I. am. special.

 

FOOKIN 'AVIN IT LARGE, INNIT

 

Looking for some HOT STUFF baby this evening…I want some HOT STUFF baby tonight.

 

HOLY SHHIITT I THINK IM FALLING IN LOVE *slur slur*

 

"Nah fellas, seriously, I was maggot, but I know she was hot. She had the firmest tits and she must have had beautiful long blonde hair because I woke up with strands of it all over my top. I wish I got her number...."

 

"ohh man, I promised myself I wouldnt spew and now monkey-boy next to me will see...."

 

GUY AT FRONT: OMG that girl totally smiled at me....
GUY BEHIND HIM: Im Jim Morrison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

“BLLUUURRRGGHHHH I USED TO BE MISS UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!”

SQUEE: It's like Xena after she's really let herself go

 

This last aesthetic-terror leads on to one of the funniest displays of photoshop I have ever seen.....


Jun. 20, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by marcusus
Isn't
"GUY AT FRONT: OMG that girl totally smiled at me...."
Marlo from Liquid M?
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