Oh no.....yeah......I did it....I wet my pants
Dopey used to love being part of the Seven Dwarfs until he went clubbing and discovered the dark side as seen here on the left
"Hi ho, hi ho,
its off to gurn I go
With ezekiel going off
My jaw goes soft
Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho"
I thought those fluro orange council worker vests looked stupid.....but we have a winner!
Gawd darl, Im farked.
Me too larve. Farkin larve a gurls noite.
Holy shit. Is that my pill kicking in or the devil taking over my body?
Ff...ffff.....ffffucked?
MATTOLI: That's some nice gurn photography there. I don't think these two jokers even know where they are. Even the guy behind them has spotted the mad gurn.
Face massages, man. It's all about face massages.
FUGLETTE RETURNS
You all remember Fuglette:
INTRODUCING ANOTHER SCARY BITCH UNDER THE PHOTOSHOP HAMMER:
The Skank.
(Note the guy's face behind her. Sheer terror).
There is a lot on this charming girl, so I am going to put it in another blog.
HOW THE KING OF GURNING GOT HIS NAME
An icon in gurn history is our Ezekiel. However, this is not the name his mother gave him all those years ago when she shot him out, glowsticks in hand.
And a few other great moments from this man....
I can't help but think, all this clubbing can't be good for the old timers heart.
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