Jun. 14, 2005 - Backdoor Baby.

Some time ago I was told a story that was extremely wronny*. On Sunday night I saw the person who told me, Kerry Cuntopolous (sister of Sophia) and I told her how I had been telling lots of people this story "Yeah! Tell as many people as you can!" So the next natural step is to Blog about it.

A uni friend of Kerry's worked in a brothel in Surry Hills as a receptionist for pocket money. There was a man who had been visiting this brothel for about a year or so. He was a regular who was a well-to-do business man, not terribly blessed in the attractive-characteristics department but always conducted himself in a respectful manner (given the scenario).

One day he arranged a meeting with the brothel manager. In this meeting he revealed a long-term fantasy which is virtually unheard of and would require some planning. The man was prepared to pay a significant fee if this could be arranged. So the following week, the manager, the man and a doctor had another meeting to begin the planning of this activity. What sort of fantasy would require so much forethought and a doctor? A fantasy which involved a man giving birth to a baby.............................out of his ass.

So the man made weekly visits to the brothel but unlike before, this was not to get a leg over. The weekly visits entailed the man getting objects of an increasing size inserted into his bottom to stretch it out which was coupled with specific butt-muscle exercises the man had to do through out the week at home. The doctor was present at all visits and was the one who selected which objects would be put up there and for how long.

After about 2 months, the time had finally come. All the prostitutes dressed up as nurses and doctors (including the manager) for the special occasion. In a private room, the doctor put a baby doll into this man's ass, then wheeled him in on a bed into a room where all the 'doctors and nurses' waited to witness quite possibly one of the strangest sexual requests ever.

After some sweating and pushing and heavy breathing, the man gave birth to a toy baby out of his ass and had one of his longest term fantasies fulfilled.

This is a true story and one of the weirdest things I have ever heard of.

NEW VOCAB!

*Wronny/ Wrunny = combination of 'wrong' & 'funny'. Wronny applicable if the person/thing being described is more wrong than funny. Wrunny used when person/thing being described is more funny than wrong.

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