Jun. 27, 2005 - Always make sure you read the label #2
I was out with some girlfriends on the weekend, Julie and Sasha. The two of them had been studying for uni exams at the library earlier in the week. They decided they wanted something to nibble on so they went to the shops. They soon spotted some sugar free lollies, "Great idea! These won't make us fat!". So they bought two packets and returned to the library. They managed to eat about 1 1/2 packets over about 2 hours. By this stage they had enough study and realised they had enough lollies too because their tummies were starting to ache.
Julie and Sasha went home to relax but were growing more and more uncomfortable. Soon they started to get terrible wind and they were wondering what was going on. Suddenly Julie jumped and made a dash for the toilet. She returned to the room about 10mins later with a bit of a disturbed look on her face . Sasha wasn't able to stick around to ask any questions because she too was in need of the facilities. Urgently.
After a little while, Sarah walked into the room and Julie asks her
"Are you ok?"
Sarah nods sheepishly.
"Have you ever seen Dumb and Dumber?"
"Yeah"
"You know when the blonde one does that crazy shit because of the laxatives?"
"Yeah"
"Same thing, litterally....."
Julie holds up the remaining half a packet of the sugarfree lollies with "Excess consumption may have a laxative effect" on the side. They didn't end up going out; it was a loooonng night in.
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