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Jun. 29, 2005 - The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" -Part VII

While the concept of gurning is not bound to geographical barriers, the expression is. Here are a few definitions from www.urbandictionary.com

 

"The act of clenching your jaw muscles toghether and grinding your teeth together whilst under the influence of either ecstasy or speed. Often alleviated by chewing gum; or more commonly these days, baby dummies".

"The act of manipulating one's facial muscles in an unusual manner, usually associated with late nights and loud music. sometimes used in attempt to attract a mate- rarely successful".

 

"To gurn : to pull faces whilst pilling off ones tits. Ie: in the throes of ecstasy influence
A gurn : an opportunity to gurn whilst in the throes of ecstasy influence".

 

Now.....ON WITH THE GURNS.....

Ever since her husband ran off with his secretary, Margaret had done her best to really get out there and meet people.

CHIEFY: whats mum doing out at a rave

 

I don't know whats worse, Mr Wasted at the front or Mr Tie-Dyed at the back.

 

ROYAL: Here's one prepared about 5 years ago...

 

"Some guy just gave me this watch and said it was because he felt bad that I was born with this unfortunate gurn. I don't know what he's talking about"

 

YEEAAAHHHH

 

Billy was off to see the wizard....the wonderful Wizard of Oz!

 

"Hi I'm Rhonda, wanna pash?"

 

Boy oh boy was the Blue Devil suprised at his luck, not only did he get a photo with his hot date for the night, he only had to pay her $35 an hour!

 

 

Ronaldo sure was disappointed that Glastonbury wasn't an amusement park.

 

Sue hoped that her keen dancing and newly acquired cat mask would finally get the attention of the guy behind her....or at least get him to open his eyes.

 

It's really good to let go of your inhibitions once in a while, don't you think? Cindy certainly does.

 

MIDIAN: Here we have a rare specimen of the triple gurn species (the guy with no shirt on obviously hehe, the girl in the black singlet behind him to his right and also the guy with an arm raised, also in a black singlet, behind to his left)

LUBES: I reckon its a bit of a quadruple gurn though.... the dude on the far left with the red glowstcik seems to be charging pretty hard - you can see his jaw clenching from here!

 

"I will never let go of my boyfriend’s nipple. He is my rock. He saved me from the albino farm and introduced me to happy hardcore. I will owe him forever.

 

 If Jack Nicholson as The Joker and Catherine Zeta-Jones had a love-child, it would look like her.

 

OMG IT’S ATTACK OF THE PUSHED-UP BOOBS! THEYRE COMING TO STRANGLE THEIR OWNER…LOOK OUUTTTTTT

 

It was so nice of Mr Smith to take his class to a rave for their yearly excursion. GRADE 6 2004 FOREVER!!!!

Billy and Rosco were optimistic they would pass grade 6 this year. 8th time lucky, eh?

 

What would J-Lo look like if she was a junkie?

 

I don't think any comments are necessary.

 

The saggy-face-gurn.

 

VERBIL: The "I'm about to puke my pants!" gurn...

 

 

VERBIL:  Looks like Robert Downey Jnr's taste for for illicit substances rubbed off on Mel Gibson whilst filming "The Singing Detective"

 

Kids these days dont REALLY know how to get down…..

 

While all the other guys at the party knew possession to be the number of pingers in your pocket that the cops could bust you for, the word for poor Jonny in the left hand corner reminded him of those times when Satan liked to borrow his body mid-gurn.

FAULKS: It looks more like stick your hand up if you are 14 and its past your bedtime

 

In my world I would be the police and these people would get their license to reproduce revoked. Permanently.

 

She's a pretty little thing.

 

The hours passed as they waited for a nice boy to ask them to dance. After several hours they went home, their confidence shot.

 

I just drank some of your water, do you mind?

 

Seriously man, I love you so much I just blew my hot load on you.

 

What a trooper! He came straight from work so he wouldn’t miss any of the rave!

 

Sadly, Tyrone gurned so hard he lost all his teeth.

 

Thanks for letting me come out with you, son. Now where am I supposed to be putting these?

 

Top surgery at half the price!

 

What lazy eye?

 

 

COULD WE HAVE FOUND A GIRL FOR TIMMY?

 

 

FAMILIAR FACES!

(edited by Hungry Hippo).

 

FAMILY OF FAMILIAR FACES

We all remember this guy from The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part III. Well now he has his little brother on the job. He taught him everything the knows!

 

 

 

Hopefully one day, the two sisters would address their issues and be able to go out gurning together.

 

SELF-NOMINATIONS

Here are some photos people have voluntarily sent me. I think best if they remain nameless

 

Here's an impersonation of Fuglette!

 

GURNERS; bringing the world together:

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Jun. 29, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by nettsu
this just gets better & better

and everyone at work thinks I'm bizarre for looking at your gurners... how the f*ck do you explain gurners to people who have no idea?
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Jun. 29, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Lissie
Ha ha ha it's impossible, Netty. I think it's easiest just to leave it as a clubber's secret society :P.
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Jun. 29, 2005 - Hilarious

Posted by Allura
Go Richard(Brain) and Lukee boys gurnin' !!
Hahah the trannies (queens) certainly rawked it @ KISS ;)
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Jun. 29, 2005 - Ha HA!

Posted by Oblivia
I know the one who looks like dopey! sitting next to him is the brain from itm too.
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Jun. 30, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by squee
oh noes
Is dopey an ITMer?
I feel kinda mean now..
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Jun. 30, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Lissie
Whoops! Sorry I don't want to be bagging fellow ITMers. Have removed the photo.

Bern, let our consciences be at ease.......kinda.
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Jul. 6, 2005 - Go Jeff!

Posted by Royal
I'd forgotten about that little picture I took at War Of The Worlds in Melbourne about 9 years ago! ;)

LYW.
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Jul. 7, 2005 - Awsome ...

Posted by ViRaL
Hahaha .. I think i love you lissie ... I laughed so hard i was almost gurning ..
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Jul. 19, 2005 - If anyone....

Posted by Lambretta
brings a fucking camera to Digweed and I end up in this thread (as I invariably would as I'm the quintessential gurner) you are so fucking dead.... I'm serious.... :P
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Aug. 4, 2005 - F Me.. I'm famous!

Posted by kemikal
Well Kind of. Thanks for putting me up Lissie. You rock.
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