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Oct. 17, 2005 - The best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" - Part X

It's been a while but here goes!

 

In The Best of "GURNER OF THE MONTH" part V we met this young lass,

 

And now she is back as a serial offender....It would seem she has upgraded her gurn from a runaway-jaw to a saggy face. The smack that keeps on giving. Now while she isn't sporting a lollypop or glowstick this time, it is impressive that she has to use her own fist to keep her head upright. As for her girlfriend, she's gurning so hard its permeated into her hug. CLENCH YOUR BOYFRIEND'S HEAD. CLENCH IT GOOD!

 

VERBIL: Please tell me that's a thumb...

 

Umm the bear says "Smile" not "Impersonate a special needs student".

 

And just as the camera flashed, Tom knew something wasn't quite right when he  felt something wet, warm and lumpy run down his leg.

 

Let's just hope he wasn't still pulling that face when they all went back to his place later.

 

Oh dear, there he goes again. The crowd in the background aren't impressed as the stinky puddle starts to form around Ben's feet. Brian looks across at his group of friends and mouths "Whose on poop-patrol tonight?"

 

 

When Jack (orange vest) called Mario to ask him to the rave he said "Man, you're going to be flying!" but Mario swears he heard the words "Grid Iron".

 

Only one word can describe this. Hektik.

 

Don't mind us!

He bravely goes where no man's gone before. I hope he hosed her first.

 

That's muntastic.

 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE YEAR ISN'T 2074!

 

He makes me want to go huddle up in the corner and suck my thumb.

I can't decide what's worse. His scary contacts, his tongue, his hair, his head in general or......SILKY ORANGE PANTS.

 

Dan's insecurities began to surface as his bird started trying to seduce the photographer. Who could resist that sexy face?

 

 

A cool necklace? CHECK Low cut singlet top complete with cleavage? CHECK. Funky sunglasses? CHECK. Disjointed jaw? CHECK.

 

PURE_ANGLES:  at first appearance everything seems normal...cast your eyes towards the geezer on the right..

 

This sign was brought to you by, Captain Obvious.

 

I need seven paperbags. STAT!

 

The guy in the blue singlet is actually a conductor for the Sydney Symphony Orchestra. It’s great how he can appreciate ALL sorts of music.

I don't think the guy in the white shirt would be enjoying himself quite so much if he could see how Guido behind him was checking out his ass. He picked up some nasty habits in prison.....

 

The new face of Colgate.

What happens when a human man impregnates a walrus? I present to you Lerus! Half Leroy half Walrus.

As Eddie Murphy says, “When you smile I don’t know whether to smile back or kick a field goal”.

 

Amanda (left corner) knew she had a piece of gum floating around her mouth somewhere. She just knew it…..

 

 

Just as the evangelist screamed "OPEN YOUR HEARTS TO GOD, MY CHILDREN", Paul felt a ray of light shine down....

 

They said Metamucil was effective but I had no idea it would work....oh shit...would work...umm....this well!!!!…….OH JESUS, WHERE’S THE FUCKING TOILET!?!?!?!?!

 

By day Tony played footy with a mouth guard, by night he PLURed with a dummy.

 

Thanks for letting me warm my hands up, I just can't think where I left my gloves.

 

Jonno always got confused between clubbing and karate.

 

Voila! One gurning lifestyle moderator. Respect Netty.

 

I’ve seen that look before. It’s a “You-tell-this-girl’s-Mum-and-I-will-make-you-wear-this-outfit” look. Now that's a threat.

NETTSU: "kandy kids must die - i'll start with this one..."

 

What y’all meeeen I'm hayef herrr age?

 

"Get this fuckin’ guy off me".

You know it’s time to run when you see eye-whites.

 


Oct. 17, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by esoteric31
wonderful shit.
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Oct. 17, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Perfection
hahah.. nice work again Lissie :)
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Oct. 17, 2005 - shaneequa sez

Posted by ieatkoala
OH LEEERUSSS! <3 ahahahah
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Oct. 17, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by nettsu
i made your blog :blush:
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Oct. 18, 2005 - yay!!

Posted by alexandre
my photos finally made it to your blog!!

i feel special!

xxx
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Oct. 19, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by adrian morton
Eye Whites LoL
Gold Medal for Lissie xx
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Oct. 27, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by funkichiken
hahahah your photos have made my day!!
Thanks!
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Jan. 22, 2006 - Ummar.

Posted by Grant
I love you! :-)
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