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Oct. 17, 2005 - Nothing like the taste of foot....

My best friend just called me with the funniest story.....

ANIS: OMG Liss, you will never guess what I just did!

ME: What?

ANIS: Well I'm at Scubar having after-work drinks and I was in the bathroom washing my hands...as you do. This man with short hair and a big build walked into the toilet and I go 'Excuse me, this is the girl's toilets' and the person looked up and went 'Yeah...and?' When she spoke I realised she was a woman!

Oct. 17, 2005 - HAHAHAHA

Posted by forey

B'OH!

Oct. 17, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by djbobbit

just because you have the most popular blog on the internet doesn't mean you can post the same story twice in different font with a different heading and still expect us to like you

Oct. 17, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Lissie

Tee hee hee Cock Up be my name...

Oct. 18, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anomyst

hahahaha, lissie on the re-runs already!!

Oct. 18, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Lissie

Well the cool thing about having as shit a memory as mine is that I can hide my own presents and enjoy the same joke over and over again. You guys need to lose some more brain cells....the fun doesn't stop then ;).

Oct. 19, 2005 - WOW

Posted by Royal

Is that you in the new photo? I look up hotness in the dictionary, and that's what I think.

Oct. 21, 2005 - <i>Untitled Comment</i>

Posted by Lissie

Yeah I put on a few extra kilos over winter. A few too many cold nights in I suspect! But I am actually feeling really great. Nothing like the feeling of a deckchair against my skin to make me feel really sexy.

Edited by Lissie on October 21, 2005 at 8:09 am

Oct. 21, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Andrew Wowk

Hahahaha. Man teach me to be as funny as you :(

Oct. 21, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Lissie

Only if you wear a skirt, bitch.

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