Mar. 23, 2006 - Makes me grateful I have a brother rather than a sister.
I was just talking to a friend of mine. I don't know another person like her. She is incredibly intelligent, got the dirtiest sense of humour known to man and has recently joined a sex website. It's like the indiscrete version of the dating sites apparently.
Anyway, she has been getting all these weirdos sending dirty messages to her complete with a photo of their cock. One individual has offered to fly her up to QLD, pay for a hotel room so she could "suck him off" because his wife thinks his penis is too big for blow jobs. The funny thing is, all the wang photos he has been sending my friend don't look remotely similar.
The other day while his wife's sister was over his wife went to hang the washing on the line. While she was gone, the sister-in-law gives him a handjob. My friend says
"Where did the spoof go?"
"In her," he replied.
Then apparently as she was leaving, a dollop of come the size of a 50cent coin fell out onto the carpet.
Good luck explaining that one!
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