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Mar. 26, 2006 - My new penpal!

Those of you who have read my blog "Patience is a virtue" will be aware that while in Cambodia I had my camera stolen. The process of getting a statement out of the police saying that I had gotten it stolen was painful, frustrating and drawn-out to say the least. In between the two or so hours of me yelling at the police officers, I managed to have one of them try to chat me up. On asking for my email address, I agreed and THOUGHT I had given him a fake one. I thought wrong. I just got an email from him.

 

Hi friend Elissa
 
Hello friend elissa do you remenber me Elissa. I'm XXXX XXXXis a tourist police that i stand by in the tourist police unit near the around angkor wat famous temple in siem reap province, After you give me for the email address i have no time send to message to you because i'm very busy to settle problem of visitor during they came visited in siem reap province, I think you that you don't remenber me because we talk each other for short time. if you don't remenber me never mind. because i had send my picture to you as to tourist police below.
 
Elissa now i want to ask your study in university of sydney. How is your study. situation of climate. Health of you and in your families. did you have boyfrined.
 
I hope that everything that i ask you  is okay for you including your good study in university.
Elissa you know. now i got the scholarship four months  to study for investigation and specialize of tourist police in the university of phnom penh capital that under control of ministry of interior offer me to study so i very happy that i contiune for my study.
 
I hope that when i have a lot of money i will to go on for study the master degree.
Elissa i hope that when got my message you would be to reply because i want to make friendship with you in order we can change our idea and culture . study . ete.
 
I think i forgot your face. when you reply to me can attach you photo to me.
 
In end of our message i wish you have good luck. good study. good job in the future aftter you finished study . epecailly good your health and in the hold of your families.
 
From XXX XXXXX  TOURIST POLICE
 My Hand Phone : +XXX XXXX XXXXX
 
 
And he didn't just send me writing, he added pictures!
Hmmm nice back drop.
 
 
 
And he didn't even steal that towel from a hotel!
 
I'm pretty sure this photo means we're going steady....
 
 
 
 

Mar. 26, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by esoteric31
bwahahah, how sweet! (in that slightly creepy, disturbing way!!).
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Mar. 26, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by djbobbit
that's fantastic.

don't leave him hanging too long for that photo either, he'll do an awful menace to himself otherwise!!
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Mar. 26, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by djbobbit
ps "thought I have him a fake email address but, oops, looks like I gave him the right one after all". Me thinks she protesteth too much :P
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Mar. 27, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Lockz69
Your in!
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Mar. 27, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by skywalkin_
Tell him you'll send all the white bath towels he could ever want, in exchange for your camera

<3
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Mar. 27, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by BMoney
You'll have to speaking up, for wearing am the towel!!
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Mar. 27, 2006 - don't be a fool, friend Elissa

Posted by jgsmeaton
i shouldn't let this one get away, he's clearly boyfrined material. make the hand phone call asap.

i love a man in uniform
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Mar. 27, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by ash1006
Is there a tent peg holdin that towel out..:?

Camera back first, then photo give
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