Apr. 8, 2006 - Shout out to that special someone who deserves a good anal-beating....

So last night it was my friend, Amy's (Anis "anus") birthday. We all went to Habibi's in Surry Hills. My other friend Clare had graduated that day and rocked up later after we had all eaten. She had been drinking for about 12 hours. She proceeded to ask them if they could crank the Arabic music and tell the whole restaurant how

"I WENT TO A LEBANESE WEDDING A FEW MONTHS AGO AND THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BAND SAID I WAS THE BEST DANCER AT THE WEDDING...AND I HAD NEVER EVEN DONE LEBANESE DANCING"

Then she calls her boyfriend (who is Lebanese) and says "I've forgotten the Lebanese you taught me....how do you say 'I love you?' what...'Ada fik'?"

I asked to speak to her boyfriend whose a good friend of mine and said "You sneaky bastard"  ...because Ada fik (not sure how to spell it), means "Fuck you". After a quick chat I get off the phone and continue watching Clare dance with the owner like everyone else in the restaurant. Then she turns to him with a big smile on her face and says "Ada fik" .....the man looks at her slightly confused and then pissed off as we grab her and get her to sit down while apologising to the owner.

I had to leave early because I had an exam today and the other Liss in our group left with me. As I reach my car I realise that there is no driver window. Just a massive shard of glass. Awesome. Some cunt has smashed my window. Fortunately (in a strange way) my iPod broke last week so that wasn't in my car. I have a quick look around and notice nothing is gone. My discman is still there and so are a few other things. I would just like to say that I hope whoever kicked my window in gets bent over, made to touch their toes and savagely molested by karma. Bad vibes to you, you destructive rodent.

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