It's been a while since I've seen a 'homey'.

I think the last 'home-boy' i saw was Kevin Federline in WHO... wearing trousers that bagged down to his knees.. his CK undies hanging well above the pantline.

Say - I wonder if he could spare some fabric for Britney?

I gotta say - I miss homeys. Their big pants, backwards hats and baggy t-shirts.

Where did all the homeys go? Did their clothes shrink in the dryer... causing them to walk awkwardly with their heads towards the ground... forget to eat and subsequently become emo?

A gal can only wonder...

It's like the Hippie generation. One minute they were everywhere .. the next they were wearing spandex and dancing to disco... a few decades later, were polite civil servants with 3 kids at boarding school and a wife who just wasn't interested in sexytime.

Have all the homeys grown up?

Skaters are like homeys... but not. I used to know of alot of skaters, and to be honest, never thought much of them. The only person I thought looked cool on a skateboard was Bart Simpson. 

Skateboarders were just boys whose dad's wouldn't let them buy  rollerskates.

In my teens, I was a cross-gothic, alternative, doc-boot wearing bad ass.

In my early 20's, it was nasty halternecks, cork shoes and too much eyebrow pencil.

Now?

It's nothing.

Hahahaha.

Women don't seem to have a longstanding history of really unique 'looks' - I can't help but envy our male counterparts for a colourful history of exciting and celebrated attire such as - MC Hammer pants... Vanilla Ice t-shirts and Guns & Roses bandana's. It's such a novelty... even mullets.

All we have is "i can't beleive those shoulder pads' and 'omg - blue eyeshadow - how 80's!!"

BORING!!!!

If you ask me, anything with the word 'home' in it should retain similar appreciation. 'Home' is a great word... 'home-owner' and 'homeless' - even 'homebound' - 

let's not desecrate history by forgetting the 'home-boy'  either.

Daddy Mac 'ell make you jump.

Nasty.